I am trying to focus on the positive things in my life this week, but you are making it particularly difficult. Over the years, I have grown to appreciate your naturally curly nature since it seriously reduces the amount of time required to get ready for work. This new curly on the top and stick straight on the bottom thing, however, is just not working. It's not cute. I know that I am putting you through hell with all the "I'm pregnant," "I'm not pregnant," "I'm taking ridiculous amounts of hormones," and I am sorry for that. I am running short on patience, though, and I just don't have time for you on my "to do" list. Please help me out and return to your formerly manageable ways.
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